Sunday, July 22, 2007

Movies to not download

The Machinist;

please add a movie you discovered from paramount or one that should not be downloaded because you got an email from the milenium whatever the fuck Digital Millennium Copyright Act ("DMCA") from your ISP.

Cox Communications

Dear Sir or Madam:

BayTSP, Inc. ("BayTSP") swears under penalty of perjury that Paramount Pictures Corporation ("Paramount") has authorized BayTSP to act as its non-exclusive agent for copyright infringement notification.


This might scare you more. Like never being able to get a girlfriend again scary: Imagine something along the lines of:

Cox Communications

Dear Sir or Madam:

BayTSP, Inc. ("BayTSP") swears under penalty of perjury that ASSFyouSEEkayXXX Pictures Corporation ("Porns"r"us") has authorized BayTSP to act as its non-exclusive agent for copyright infringement notification. The following porn film was downloaded using your computer IP.

your address according to COX is:
3452 elm street
San Pedro MA 67391

your phone also according to COX is:

(567)342-3467

we know where your moma lives and will be there today showing her the porn you have been watching. If you want more porn, please pay for it like everyone else or walk to the porn store and buy some there. you currently ow us 24,000,000,000,000 in porn material that has been stolen from our porn making vaults of porno ville.

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